November 15, 2003

"Burger-scoffing surrender baboons in the war against yellowism..."

British Spin has an amusing riff on British anti-Bushism as a matter of manner and style:

A clarification here, the vaunted sense of British fair play means fair play just for the British. When ruling the world, we were entirely justified in sending gun ships up Chinese rivers to support the opium trade and would have very miffed if some Yankee upstart had been going around shouting “no blood for dope” at Disraeli. Burger-scoffing surrender baboons in the war against yellowism, John Bull would have said. Jingoism? We invented it.

Mr Bush on the other hand seems to believe in fair play just for the Americans, which is very disturbing and amoral. He has the guns, he has the men, he has the money too. His desire to use them strikes us as forward. Typically American we sigh, always showing off about his F-18’s, his Apache strike helicopters and battlefield nuke capability. So lacking in reticence.

If Bush must use his overwhelming military might, could he not at least look a bit embarrassed about it? “Oh, what’s this?” he might say to the putative dictator, “the Sixth fleet?, gosh. Who would have thought. Sixth? Isn’t five enough? I’m terribly sorry about this, but I’ve got nowhere else to put it, so it’s going to have to be outside your capital. I hope you’re not too put out by the ten capital ships, air capability greater than your entire Air force, 200 nuclear warheads and 25 support ships, and I promise we’ll try not to make too much noise over your presidential palace when testing our computer controlled cruise missiles. Amazing thingummies, these missiles. Apparently, accurate to within 10 meters, so rest easy, it should be fairly simple to avoid having it slam into your bedroom, old boy”

Of course, people very much disagree with Mr Bush on issues of substance. I myself would happily demonstrate against him on the basis that he has piled idiocy upon idiocy since his correct decision to depose Saddam Hussein and seems committed to adding a few more idiocies to the ever-growing pile. These are topics for another time. On matters of style at least, If he was a little less, well, how to say this? A little less American. Perhaps, a little more… British.

It would be so much easier.


(via Jackie.)

Posted by Dr. Frank at November 15, 2003 05:56 PM | TrackBack
Comments

It's their quintessential British aplomb that makes them so endearing.

Posted by: Don at November 16, 2003 04:33 AM

"No Blood for Opium" ... beautiful!

From London, a view of the Bush speech and the protestors

"What Do They Want?"

http://dailyablution.blogs.com/the_daily_ablution/2003/11/what_do_they_wa.html

Posted by: The Tapir at November 20, 2003 10:53 AM

Jolly good show, I say!

Posted by: eric weeks at December 20, 2003 03:19 AM
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