I suppose it was only a matter of time...
(via Gawker.)
UPDATE: "The power of Kabbalah abandoned poor Kimora Lee Simmons this week..."
Posted by Dr. Frank at July 28, 2004 02:26 PM | TrackBackTarget is wicked punk rock...
Posted by: Mike at July 28, 2004 02:49 PM25.99?! for a string?! i could never afford to be a kabbalist. . .
Posted by: r a e d y at July 28, 2004 04:50 PMHmmmm. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "giving the evil eye". Frank, I think I'll get you this for Christmas, because I'm sure you've got the evil eye many times already from the Misses.
Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at July 28, 2004 05:35 PMTop 3 results from a search on Target.com for "communion wafer":
1) Upright Natural Towel Holder $9.99
2) Kodak Ink Cartridge and Photo Paper Kit for Printer Dock 6000 - PH40 $24.99
3) Sage Vinyl Rice Paper Shower Curtain $9.99
HEY! That is a string with a very special and completely unphony magic attached to it.
(Note to self:must find a way into this business)
I wonder if this has anything to do with the breaking news that Britney Spears plans to have a Kabbalah wedding...
Posted by: kasia at July 28, 2004 07:48 PMThank you Dr. F for being so on top of this kabbalah bag. My own goddamn parents succumbed to it and took a kabbalah class this year. They're actually Jewish, so they have an excuse, but still. I thought maybe they could learn to turn my enemies into chickens with that hocus pocus stuff but no dice.
Someday someone will mention Kabbalah and someone else will say, god, that's sooo 2004 (they won't say that's so '00's unless someone figures out what to call this decade). I bet by year's end you'll see some kind of combination of Kabbalah and "low carb".
Posted by: div at July 28, 2004 09:32 PMBut is it low-carb?
Posted by: byrneout at July 28, 2004 10:08 PMOh hell, div. I missed your last line and repeated your joke. Wow, am I lame. Carry on, people.
Posted by: byrneout at July 28, 2004 10:09 PMI'm going to set up an online discount Kabbalah warehouse with super low prices on red string. Magic red string so cheap, you'd have to be CRAAAAZY to pass it up, and CRAAAAAZY to buy it.
Posted by: dave bug at July 28, 2004 10:44 PMOh, man. I work at Target, too.
Posted by: Chris Fabulous at July 28, 2004 11:18 PMdave bug,can i help? ;)
it is part of my master plan you know.
well, "low carb" and "kabbalah" already appear together on 2,350 internet documents (according to google). maybe no explicit connections yet, but we'll get there by and by. maybe you'll be able to kabbalah away the gout and stones and all the other problems associated with subsisting entirely on red meat.
Posted by: c. at July 29, 2004 04:56 PM