August 02, 2004

Still Doin' It

I suppose this topic will eventually become tiresome (and maybe it already has for some) but I'm not quite all the way tired for some reason. This from the popbitch tip sheet/email, via gawker:

"I was getting my makeup done, and it just hit me: I love Nick, but I need time alone. I called my psychic, and I asked her opinion... I went straight to the Kabbalah Centre and got a new bracelet." - Paris Hilton

Posted by Dr. Frank at August 2, 2004 06:06 PM | TrackBack
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Ugh. Where Paris Hilton used to make me feel just uncomfortably itchy, she now makes me break out in a full-blown case of the Hives of Western Cultural Shame.

Posted by: Kid Somnambulist at August 2, 2004 06:16 PM

My IQ just dropped 10 points from reading that alone. Thanks Frank.

Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at August 2, 2004 07:06 PM

That was so deep....

Posted by: Amy 80 at August 2, 2004 07:46 PM

why didn't she just go to Target?

I don't care what type of bracelet she's wearing, I'm still going to give her the evil eye if i ever see her in person.

Posted by: jodi at August 2, 2004 07:53 PM

I base all of my life's choices around the opinion of my psychic, in fact, my psychic suggested Cherios over Corn Flakes this morning.

Posted by: Rich at August 2, 2004 07:57 PM

i *cringe* to think that this young girl is the heiress to the empire under which i currently work.

Posted by: resident jason at August 2, 2004 08:37 PM

I'm curious about the elipsis -- did the psychic she called recommend that she buy a new Kabbalah bracelet? tell her to break up with Nick Carter, leading Paris to conclude on her own that the time was right for the new magikal jewelery? is the bracelet some kind of "supporting me in my alone time" aid that she decided to purchase while she was getting her makeup done?

Posted by: Nick at August 2, 2004 08:42 PM

Thats a good question, I'll ask my psychic about it in the morning.

Posted by: Rich at August 3, 2004 03:31 AM

The sad thing about Paris Hilton is that she's probably smart enough to understand that her fame is absurd, having done absolutely nothing to justify being famous. And of course the other sad part is that bands like MTX, which have created great music over a long period of time that SHOULD justify fame and fortune, receive far less public attention than someone like Ms. Hilton.

Dr. Frank, you're just gonna hafta make a sex tape...

Posted by: MikeR at August 3, 2004 05:57 PM

"Dr. Frank, you're just gonna hafta make a sex tape..."

That project, of course, would also have to be entitled "King Dork."

(I know, that was childish, I'm sorry. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Here's two bucks, could someone please flick the switch on that light for me?)

Posted by: Nick at August 3, 2004 07:09 PM

Puke.

Posted by: Emily at August 3, 2004 09:01 PM

I wonder if these types of celebrities actually listen to the words that come out of their mouths? I'd be inclined to think not.

Posted by: Megan at August 4, 2004 12:56 AM

Emily - were you referring to Ms. Hilton or the idea of Dr.Frank's compromising video?

Posted by: MikeR at August 4, 2004 06:18 AM

should would have to wrap herself in red yarn to achive any kind of spirtual healing

Posted by: the Allyson at August 4, 2004 09:07 PM

i'm just hoping some guy starts strangling people using red yarn. becoming known as the Red Yarn Killer, and then kabbalah will eventually become defunct due to bad PR, and go back to being a dollar store as i am sure they started out.

Posted by: mkye at August 5, 2004 11:31 PM

so i guess that brings you down to an even zero now, eh Zaphod? ba dum ching!

Posted by: dr. pepper at August 5, 2004 11:32 PM

http://www.neptuners.com/paris-has-been-beaten-up.htm

The mention of Paris Hilton just prompted me to share the amazing stories and pictures that you can find on the internet.

Apparently her psychic didn't give her a heads up on that one.

Posted by: Becca at August 6, 2004 09:53 AM

Emily and I have a few quirks in common. I can safely (and psycically) say she was referring to Paris. I suspect both of us would download Dr. Frank's compromising video... and neither of us would admit to having done so. ;)

Posted by: Kathy K at August 7, 2004 12:43 AM

I am so amused and somewhat entertained by what comes out of this woman's mouth and also the choices she makes (shitty home porno's)that she is almost intriguing to me.

How can someone so physically beautiful be such a fucking stupid idiot? I am not a vain person and I'm not stuck on people's "beauty" but I will say that Paris is one of the most beautiful women I've seen.

But I cannot stand her personality and now I'm convinced she has no brain either.

These women who enjoy exceptional physical beauty (i.e., Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the brainless bimbo's Howard Stern loves to round up and put on his show so he can quiz them on air) cannot possibly ALL actually be this retarded!
They were born with functioning brains.

I guess being treated like a pretty princess or Cinderella since birth will eventually result in a very beautiful fucking retard!

EEWWW!

I'm so glad, SO GLAD, I'm middle income and only "good looking." Thank God!

Big hooters and a perfect face eventually sag and wrinkle anyway. I'm glad it's my brain and not my body nor money that trips my trigger.

Thank you, Paris, for making that totally moronic statement so I won't be envious of your face any longer. LOL

Posted by: Sue at August 7, 2004 09:27 AM

Yeah, I'd imagine not having to look out for yourself because there are always publicists or other hired help to smooth things over for you would encourage a person to be pretty stipid. They just wouldn't have any motivation to function into a well rounded person.

Personally, I think Paris is kind of skinny. I'm kind of skinny too...but hummm she isn't very curvy. She does have a pretty face though.

Posted by: Terry at August 7, 2004 04:41 PM

also, I don't want to be preachy but it's a really jerky thing for you guys to be happy that Paris got beaten up. No one deserves that. Just because she is too dumb to know better, doesn't mean she deserves it.

Posted by: Terry at August 7, 2004 04:43 PM

Even though she is beaten up, she always has time to advertise: http://www.neptuners.com/neptuners/pics/20040801_paris11.jpg


Personally, I do not find her to be too attractive. I do not like the super skinny model look. In fact, it makes me want to vomit. It's right up there with the heroin chic.

Maybe Nick was just trying to slap some sense into her. It was a failed effort, but why not?

Posted by: Chris at August 8, 2004 02:09 PM


for real...i second that emotion...

how can someone so disgustingly superficial
not be a moron? okay maybe its a generalization
it must take a far kinder person than i for her
stupity not to be a given. i would never even start to be jealous of her myself.

but now now...wasn't it all apart of a photo shoot or something? that's what i heard Nick's lawyer said...yeah right.

Posted by: just me at August 9, 2004 10:01 PM

has anyone seen jameson freeman - young blond n' skinny heir to the freeman name/fortune? he looks like the male version of paris hilton..... to me at least!

Posted by: gawkg at August 12, 2004 07:37 PM

I did a google on him, as well as ask my roommate, and did you get that from a message board? His family looks pretty distinguished and monied, but I saw that same comparison made on another site. Mr. Freeman doesn't LOOK like Paris Hilton at all to me, other than being skinny and blonde, but maybe he rather exudes the same traits as her, yet in a male. Anyways, I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate the comparison ;-)

Posted by: litmus at August 19, 2004 07:08 PM

lllol well there aren't any pics to be found of him online anymore. mustve been some organized effort to take everything making a reference to him down haha not like there was that much anyway. whateverr

Posted by: Terry at January 8, 2005 10:37 PM
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