Layne answers his mail, too. Damn-- I've got to get on the ball, here. Somebody, anybody: send me some hysterical hate mail, relatively easy to pick apart and ridicule, and preferably with at least one reference to something that is not frivolous so I can have the opportunity to attempt a reply like this:
Ahmad, buddy, the sad thing for you is that I'm exactly the kind of liberal American who tended to side with the Palestinian cause, as did many liberal American Jews I know. (Sometimes they even shared their Muslim-Blood Cupcakes with me.) But you people made a very serious mistake: you thought Americans (and Israeli doves) would be charmed by your suicide bombers.Well, buddy, not only were we not charmed, we're still digging up bodies from the suicide-bomber attacks against our nation. And we remember the happy Palestinians dancing in the streets on Sept. 11.