From Pravda On-line's "Russia Makes it Funny" feature comes this insight into sexual attitudes and practices in China:
For the time being, Mao’s punitive law is still in effect for those families that decide to have more than one child. Maybe this is the reason why miracles happen in China sometimes. For example, one Chinese guy can make love with two women at once. He has two penises, believe it or not. One of them is where it is supposed to be, and the other one is instead one of his fingers on the right hand. This finger-penis has a bone inside, which is a very great help. But the most interesting thing is that this finger-penis reacts to women the same way as it generally happens. This “magic finger” is nine centimeters long and two centimeters in diameter, which is twice as much as the size of this guy’s real penis. Go figure.
PLEASE INFORM MR PUTIN AND THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE THAT
76 % OF THE US PUBLIC REQUEST THEY NOT TAKE OUR MR BUSH SERIOUSLY. HERE WE HAVE A GUY, WHO WAS 22
WHEN HE WENT TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL PROM. THE FACT THAT HE IS WITLESS, AN INSULTING FOOL WITH THE IQ OF A CHICKEN, IN NO WAY DETRACTS FROM OUR LOVE FOR HIM. UNFORTUNATLY GEORGIA WAS POINTED OUT TO HIM ON THE MAP. HE FIRST TRIED TO ADDRESS THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA IN ATLANTA. HE SAID HE WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MANY OF THESE PEOPLE FROM THE FORMER SOVIET UNION SATELLITE SPOKE ENGLISH. HIS HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE,
ITS HIS HEAD THAT IS UP HIS ASS. DO NOT LET HIS SIMPERING, SMUG SHIT EATING GRIN ANNOY YOU.
HE BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD HYPOCRIT
HE IS AN EMBARRESMENT TO THE US