February 19, 2005

Demonology and Retribution

Well, maybe it's no big surprise, but my blog exorcism didn't end up casting out all the demons after all. Maybe I said patris when I should have said filii.

I'll keep trying. But in the meantime, a rather nasty minor demon seems to have taken up residence in my comments cgi. He or she or it will allow no comments of any kind, by anyone, including spammers. How are we going to know where to go for "gay animal sex"? This has been going on for several days now. Sorry about that. I'm still trying to figure it out.

On a barely-related note, late last night I heard a couple of people walking by my bedroom window, talking loudly and drunkly. That's a common enough occurrence around here, but this conversation was better than most.

"See," said one, slurring a bit, "there's the Father. And then there's the Son. And, finally, you've got the Holy Spirit."

"OK," said the other voice. "And which is your favorite?"

And in what I can only believe is some divine punishment for the sins of an ill-conducted personal life, a loud motorcycle sped by just at that moment, so I never got to hear the answer. Justice is a bitch.

Posted by Dr. Frank at February 19, 2005 07:09 PM | TrackBack

What frightens me now is that somewhere on the Internet there almost certainly exists Holy Trinity slash fiction.

Posted by: dave bug at March 17, 2005 04:55 PM