May 13, 2005

Hit Trafficking

Michael Totten pointed out that my counter only appeared on the main page, and not on individual posts or archive pages, which meant that my "hits" were probably being severely undercounted. I never really thought about it or cared about it that much: I screw up a lot of things in my life for that reason, let me tell you. Anyway, I went ahead and added the counter to the individual posts template, and it sure made a difference. Are there really thousands of people reading this retarded blog every day? Or maybe it's just the same handful of 20 people clicking hundreds of times, on the off chance that something new or vaguely interesting would appear? It's a bit of a stretch, but there it is. Who knows, and who knew? I guess I should post more, or better, or something.

Along with my newly-revealed (and highly improbable) popularity, a greater number of bizarre searches are popping up in the referral log. Here are some from yesterday:

what's the inside of a hearse look like

what's the front side of a girl called

what's pour qua mean

why dont girls like me

Does Billie Joe Armstrong believe in God? Is he Christian?

whats third base sex

nice bakers hats

how amber alert got its name

i want to be skinny


These are all beautiful bits of random, unintended poetry (the best kind.) But today the winner is:
whats an example of irony

There you go.

Posted by Dr. Frank at May 13, 2005 04:56 PM | TrackBack
Comments

My two favorite are:

1. "what's the front side of a girl called"


2. "Does Billie Joe Armstrong believe in God? Is he Christian?"

With "What's third base sex" a close third. In fact, "What's the front side of a girl called" is a great name for a song.

Posted by: lucky409 at May 13, 2005 11:05 PM

haha, funny stuff. for me i can say that i visit this page 3-4 times each day to see if you wrote anything new.

Posted by: ben at May 14, 2005 12:54 AM

I'm kind of addicted to looking at my web stats... be careful, it's a slippery slope. The search strings are the best. My own favorite this week was "how to write wedding vowels"

Posted by: jodi at May 14, 2005 01:54 AM

Agreed: "what's the front side of a girl called" is a bit of random genius. Reminds of the Cramps song title "Journey to the Center of a Girl". Lux may know the answer to this question, and if he didn't, he'd make something up.

Posted by: Lexington Green at May 14, 2005 11:59 PM

nice baker hats.

"Computer! Find me nice baker hats."

Posted by: josh at May 16, 2005 12:57 PM

I just want to say one thing. Billie Joe Armstrong does believe in God. His wife is Christian and bolth of his kids are baptized. So how could he not believe in God?

Posted by: Jilayne at December 28, 2005 07:23 AM

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh does believe in God am his 1# fan i know i L.O.V.E. him so mach lv lv lv lv lv lv lv lv him

Posted by: billie joe gal 1# at March 24, 2006 11:18 PM