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Oprah is a Hybrid Human

I go over to Rosie O'Donnell's blog every now and again. I'm not sure why. Maybe just to see if she's still doing it. Or maybe just to check: is she still doing the weird poetry slam format? I like to imagine this format being used for typical bloggish posts, like a de-linking ceremony, an acknowledgment of an instalanche, or, best of all, a fisking of something by David Horowitz or Paul Krugman.

It's true; believe me folks, you have no idea of the kind of things I like to imagine.

just my luck
my first instalanche and
I
was on
hiatus
my blog does
not rule my life
and i have other things
to do
like making a
living and
putting food on the table

and eating it

thanks for the traffic
buddy
it brought down my
server

so to speak

welcome instapundit
readers
i disagree with glenn on
almost everything
the right wing is my
Enemy and libertarians are
their beards
but he
gives
good
blog
heh indeed

That wasn't real. I just made it up. But it's a nice dream.

But back to the real Rosie: she spends a lot of her time complaining about how people always talk about how fat she is (which, I admit, would really be a pain.) But there are a lot of other thoughts buzzing around in Rosie's brain. Example:

oprah is a hybrid human
i am sure
decades from now
they will exhumne her remains
and find the dna
of the rest of us
in the future
evolved

If you can't quite get your mind around that, the one-line stanza that follows is a help, both on its own as a self-contained tautological piece of Mobius-strip rhetoric, like something from Alice; and as an indication that even Rosie is capable of realizing when her flights of fancy may have gone too far.

And by the way, the title of the piece is "peace out".

Posted by Dr. Frank at May 28, 2005 04:44 PM | TrackBack