...so you won't have to.
James Spader describes his "very graphic, explicit, loving" sex scene with William Shatner for an episode of Boston Legal:
You can tell a lot about a person by that first impression, that first smell. He had a very sort of, a strangely very attractive sort of pungent sort of gamey, sort of a venison or a lamb sausage... and a little bit of rosemary with a touch of ranch dressing.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm now sobbing at this point because although I don't watch Boston Legal, you have now permanently molested my mind's eye's image of Captain Kirk and TJ Hooker. OOOOOOOOOH the HORROR.........The HORROR!!!!
WHAAAAA WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAA
Posted by: Zaphod at June 1, 2005 05:12 PMGod...TMI...just TMI!! I wouldn't touch that meal with a ten-foot pole.
Posted by: nxe at June 2, 2005 01:02 AMExcuse me whilst mine head explodes.
Posted by: Kid Somnambulist at June 4, 2005 04:41 AMBoston Legal is a very entertaining show. You guys need to check it out in its second season.
Posted by: Sandy Scott at June 9, 2005 02:19 PM