August 30, 2005

The Google Olympics

Here's another Google contest, featuring recent web search terms that brought people to this blog over the past couple of months, divided into basic categories. The winner is my totally subjective favorite.

1. Simple Questions:

what is happiness?

is living in a bubble realistic?

will I get frank's job?

what's cool to do with an electric guitar?

what's the big deal about the stupid bay area?

what kind of women does billie joe like?

what's a orgy?

what's a hamburger?

2. Please, sir, may I have some examples of x or y?

funny things not to do in london

suggest some songs for slappin leather dance

willie ames tattoos

extremely gross pics

the importance of hippies

breast descriptions

songs that violates a group of people

3. True Confessions:

no facial hair "i can't grow facial hair"

my girlfriends detest me

I hate spunk

libraries are the sexiest places

fuck this isn't working

he said he needed his space but it was breakup

And the winner is:

to what extent are redneck jokes classicist and inappropriate?
Posted by Dr. Frank at August 30, 2005 09:59 PM | TrackBack

"Will I get Frank's Job?"

Funny how people treat Google like the equivalent of a Magic 8-Ball.

I wonder if any of the pages that came up as a result of that search brought "404 Error--Reply Hazy, Try Again."

Posted by: sheckie at August 31, 2005 01:29 AM

Willie Ames tattoos had to be a close second.

Posted by: j. francis at August 31, 2005 01:48 AM

I'm not sure what that person was looking for, but reading Jeff Foxworthy in the original Greek can be very rewarding.

Posted by: Aaron at August 31, 2005 02:13 AM

So, as for libraries being the sexiest places, one of my friends posted something to do with that on LJ (she works at a library)

Posted by: Debbie at August 31, 2005 03:36 AM

Weird, because I was just checking my site stats before reading this. Mine are pretty boring:

x. george michael parody
x. kingdom of loathing - bonerdagon
x. talked to ted leo
x. why women cant drive
x. jenny lewis autograph

The most interesting was "stabbed jimmy"

And thanks, Frank! I've got a total of two referrers from your site. I have a feeling one was me though.

Posted by: Megan at August 31, 2005 10:28 PM