September 23, 2005

He Has Become Bald

A page from a school workbook, found in Berkeley:


Posted by Dr. Frank at September 23, 2005 11:50 PM | TrackBack

In the 70's Joe was an artist and had plans for the world...Since then he has worked for the man, don't let his smile fool you.


In the 70's Joe could only afford a stool made of wood, Since then he has upgraded to one with wheels.

Posted by: christopher at September 24, 2005 12:52 AM

It all makes sense, except why would anyone move from England to Detroit?

Posted by: Wes at September 24, 2005 03:37 PM

that worksheet seems like some form of subtle encouragement to kids to die young.

Posted by: kate at September 25, 2005 12:30 AM

Is this the same Maria who has moved to Art, Mind & Hair? I wonder if she's disappointed in Joe for letting his luxurious locks go.

Posted by: combustible boy at September 25, 2005 01:57 AM

here's the message kids: if you look like 60's neil young today, you'll probably end up looking like j.j. jameson in 30 years.

Posted by: johnny swanko at September 25, 2005 06:03 PM

Well, at least Joe owns his own business now.

Posted by: David Cummings at September 25, 2005 09:02 PM

His youthful spirit may be dead, but his chair has a back on it, now.

Posted by: josh at September 26, 2005 03:18 PM

has anyone seen "breaking bonaduce" yet? it's weird. bonaduce injecting himself with steroids, punching walls, acting like an anger ogre... personally, if i made a novelty song where he was the butt of the joke "danny partridge got busted" i wouldn't feel too safe walking the streets of california.

Posted by: melody chest at September 26, 2005 04:20 PM

I saw a few minutes of that this weekend. More than enough to whole-heartedly agree with you. That guy's completely lost his mind.

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day everybody.

Posted by: josh at September 26, 2005 07:57 PM

where did you get this? this was classified.

Posted by: fan at September 26, 2005 07:59 PM

okay, i have to say he is clearly no j. jacob. jameson erstwhile and a ways ago the one in the recent spiderman movie was clearly the best casting and/or makeup job ever.

Posted by: just me at September 26, 2005 09:45 PM

isn't it j. jonah jameson? well maybe they changed it for the movie. what the hell does bonduce have to do with any of this?

Posted by: just you at September 28, 2005 07:13 PM

i probabaly remembered the name wrong.


Posted by: just me at September 28, 2005 10:15 PM