January 19, 2006

We've All Been There


How in the world did I ever manage to miss this awesome Chick tract dramatizing the dangers of D & D?

(via Bookshelves of Doom.)

Posted by Dr. Frank at January 19, 2006 02:20 AM | TrackBack

It seems that I am the star of this tract... they never told me. I am a nerd, but I don't play D&D... well ok so there was this one time but the occult training was too intense...*sob*
I think though a better ending would be that there's a Jesus related RPG or something...

Posted by: Debbie at January 19, 2006 07:27 AM

Umm and that dungeon of bondage doesn't seem so bad if you're into it and all...

Posted by: Debbie at January 19, 2006 07:30 AM

I actually wrote a screenplay once about the goings on at a Chick-esque studio. What ever happened to that thing...

Posted by: Van Serpico at January 19, 2006 01:29 PM

The scary thing about this is that I know a couple of people who the whole D&D and witchcraft thing fits perfectly with. Fortunately to my knowledge nobody has nixed themselves over it.

Is it me or did the guy in the strip look like Tony Stark? Iron Man, crusader for the LORD!!!!

Posted by: Zaphod at January 19, 2006 01:49 PM

Wow, that Jesus must be like a thousandth level magic user with like a million hit points!!!

Posted by: josh at January 19, 2006 04:30 PM

I actually found this exact tract in the bathroom at work once. I think it's the trunk of my old car now.

Posted by: Rikki at January 20, 2006 07:05 PM

D and D is "intense training" and DM's are like Occult Drill Sergeants? Huh. Who knew?

Posted by: DNB at January 21, 2006 02:45 AM

HA! The chick tract take on D&D.

As an adult, it finally dawned on me that the D&D alignment "Chaotic Neutral" could actually be replaced with "Neurotic." When this finally hit me, I wanted to re-live my early adolescence and play D&D with a new character: "Woody," the neurotic, red-haired elf who never took his part of the treasure because, frankly, "you just don't know where those gold pieces have been. Who knows? Maybe they've been under the ass of a Red Dragon for a couple millenia. I don't want that gold."

Posted by: sheckie_buzzkill at January 24, 2006 01:34 AM