Dr. Frank's What's-it

I can't possibly see why they don't have this store everywhere it is needed, i.e. everywhere.

That is awesome. Sounds refreshingly tasty.

I like how it has fine print which contains even more detail in case you're not quite sold by the vagueness of "Donuts & Water".

This is a direct result of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's plan to increase the physical fitness of Police officer's in the state of California by eliminating caffeine from coffee and fat from mild rom the officer's diet. The Governator had tried to ban donuts from the officer's "official" diet as well, but was unable to due to what he referred to as "concessions to be bi-partisan and appease the democrats and their donut lobbyists".

Let us try this again without the typos.... I need an editor, geez.

This is a direct result of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's plan to increase the physical fitness of Police officers in the state of California by eliminating caffeine from coffee and fat from milf from the officers' diet. The Governator had tried to ban donuts from the officers' "official" diet as well, but was unable to due to what he referred to as "concessions to be bi-partisan and appease the democrats and their donut lobbyists".

Thinner Milf's...hmmm. Strange plans. I'm just kidding, Zaphod. I think I know what you meant but the slip was funny.

I'll just stick with my coffee and stale bread, thanks.

It's very important to find your niche.

I couldn't agree more. Eliminating fat from milfs sounds like worthwhile pursuit. I mean, up to a point. I'm all for milfs being milfier, but I'd hate to see fat TOTALLY eliminated from them, cuz, ewwwww. (sorry)

Whatever happened to donuts and coffee?