From time to time, this blog presents a Google-ympics, in which interesting search strings that have brought people to this site are categorized and listed. At the end, a winner is proclaimed. This is one of those times, so here we go:
Philosophical:
what's the real world likethe meaning of whatever
what mrs means
disadvantages of being close-minded
what is it when people explode
Practical:
is there a problem with a man that paint his toe nails with finger nail polishwhat's the best way to get rich
how to shoot a gun
when a guys says ur thick what's that mean
what's that hard thing when fingering girl
organic way to treat for black widows
Lyrical:
doublemint gun theme songlooking through gary glitter's eyes
lucy in the sky with diamonds what it really means
songs meaning i'm sorry
yummy yummy i got love in my tommy
Unlikely:
palindromes with only two letterswhat's war all about?
show me trimming own hair
what am I going to do
what is it what's it what it is
how to describe my awesome boyfriend
Computer, show me some:
cute japanese thingsgirls in morgues
funny sentances
monkeys dressed as literary figures
unitard covered ass
gay men with large big huge mustaches
art that makes you feel warm
And the winner is:
JK Rowling large breastsPosted by Dr. Frank at August 17, 2006 05:57 PM | TrackBack
personally i prefer...
monkeys dressed as literary figures
and
the doublemint gun theme song
i'd like to hear that version.
Posted by: just me at August 17, 2006 08:25 PMhow about "aa", a type of lava? palindromlicious.
Posted by: arifa at August 18, 2006 07:02 AMHmm, I'll take a stab at some of those questions...
Q: what's the real world like
A: it kinda sucks if you don't get paid very much for the work you do.
Q:what is it when people explode
A: spontaneous human kablooey!
Q: how to shoot a gun
A: unlock safety, aim, pull trigger.
Q: what's that hard thing when fingering girl
A: that's my cervix, now stop it, it hurts!
Q: organic way to treat for black widows
A: feather duster for removing cobwebs, then catch and stray spiders in a cup and release to the wild; yes, i find and catch black widow spiders in my apartment all the time.
Q: looking through gary glitter's eyes
A: ... and seeing kiddie porn (that's not so much a Q/A as it is a sentence completion)
Q: songs meaning i'm sorry
A: are we feeling emo today?
Q: how to describe my awesome boyfriend
A: awesome
Q: cute japanese things
A: http://www.jlist.com or http://www.spicybrown.com