Dr. Frank's What's-it

That's when I reach for my seven inch leather heel...

Clive Davis, subbing for Andrew Sullivan, scans the reviews of the short-lived Broadway adaptation of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity and finds a humdinger of an unintentional double entendre:

best of all in this show is Will Chase's pitch-perfect performance as a winning kind of guy who keeps on losing. Impressive last year as the best of the Lennons in the musical "Lennon," he sings and acts with a truthfulness that makes you want to jump right up and buy a 45.