Dr. Frank's What's-it

OK, it's time for nightmares...

nightmares? but the big bunny is so cute!
i want a pet rabbit now. no room sadly.

I would name him Mister Brown.

I too had a bit of the "awww cute" till I scrolled down to see the hind feet. Those are the crushers of skulls and reaper of souls of a very dangerous rabbit. Then take a second look at the rabbit's face and see the utter disdain he has for you or me or for our concerns. That's the face of a killer!

Yes, I think the man is a bit cuter than the rabbit.

well sam,while i do greatly appreciate your slight paraphrasing of Monty Pythons Holy Grail,I still would disagree.

no indeed,those feet are ripe for tickling!
that's what i think i see them,i want to take its feet and laugh impishly whilst tickling them.

its teeth aren't even sharp and pointy.

I wonder if the owner's ever been tempted to ride it.

My question is: WHY ARE HERMAN'S FEET SHAPED LIKE HUMAN FEET?

Hmmmm.... Dreams about a giant bunny. Is his name Frank too? Ever seen Donnie Darko?

You ever read the Illuminatus Trilogy? That might be a bad thing...

We will call him Mr Dreadful.

Harvey!

Please someone send in another picture. The large rabbit has begun to dominate my sense of Doctor Frank. Every time I check the blog it is there. Because I am becoming afraid of it I only look at the site every couple of days hoping each time that it might be gone. Please help, someone, anyone.

afrayed? that is an amaizen rabbit!

jus look at the eerse!

When my screen was in the process of slowly coming up, I initially thought it was a picture of Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips in one of his costumes. Genetic engineering...isn't it lovely. Thanks Monsanto.

I thought my cat had huge paws [I don't call him Senor Manos Grandes for nothing], but this freakin' rabbit is unnatural. I'm afraid. Hold me.

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No! No! Please, please, no more giant Bunny pictures. They will multiply if we don't stop them now. Please!

You can tell Rudi is saying, 'every moment I live is agony'.

The second Herman shot is giving me the same head-don't-fit-on-the-body feeling that the Lee Harvey Oswald Life magazine cover does. That head is too damn big. Somethin ain't right.

Has it not crossed anyone else's mind the amazing amount of luck you would get if you hacked that bitch's feet off and hung them from your keychain? actually, fuck luck. you wouldn't need luck because if you ever got mugged you could just pull out your rabbit's foot and whack the perp in the puss with the claws.

"Oh you want my wallet? Ok, here you go... SURPRISE! RABBIT CLAW ATTACK TO THE FACE!"

How the fuck did it get so big?!

Hey, Doc!

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Gahhh! It's like those rabbits were created in a fisheye lens. All sadness and terror and disproportionate limbs.

Hmm...the second picture looks fake. The guy's one hand is normal size and the other is as abnormally large as the rabbit. I mean, I know these giant rabbits are real, but that picture doesn't look too authentic to me. Although...The guy may just have a really big hand. Who knows?

Amy, I think it's just the perspective.

'These cows are small. The ones over there are far away'.

I don't think so. I mean, maybe, but considering his hands are both holding the rabbit, pretty much right next to each other, and one is huge and the other is normal, I doubt it's perspective. The perspective thing would work if the hands were on separate bodies, but since they're both his, they can only be so far apart. But, I dunno...maybe it's just perspective.

"How did it get so big"

The same way that our non-organic produce in the stores have gotten so much bigger over the years. Or, visit a chicken farm here in the states. Then you will get a good idea.

of course the feet are amazingly lucky,why do you think i keep raving about them? i'm not sick.

just imagine how much luck the WHOLE rabbit gould give you...and...
i bet you could ride it!

Oh wow. I've been using one of those giant rabbit photos as my MySpace profile picture for quite a while now (seems to reduce the number of strangers sending friend requests). I did not know my avatar's name is "Robert" (see "Rudi" link for details). But I think Herman is much more photogenic. I may have to change my profile...

You know, Just You, I guess I just did think you were some kind of sicko. And the idea of "riding it" further confirms my suspicions of your sickness. Unless you're a girl, in which case that sort of idea is kind of cute. The only time my mom ever slapped me was when I made our dog yelp by trying to pretend I was a cowboy on the range and she was my horse. I think my mother thought I had broken her spine. I was 17 afterall. Just kidding. I was like 6.

you worries may be relieved,i am a girl.