February 28, 2007



Thanks Matt!

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Nude Women Runing

Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics, e.g., here, here, here, here, and here.

And here we go again. As usual, I have divided them into categories, and declared a winner at the end.


lady with halo floating in water

drawing of a wedding cake falling over

nude women runing

picture of a fat guy wearing nothing

crazy and wacky pipe organs

a condiment created by the french and named after a turkic people living mainly in russia

Just Wondering...

what's in a carrot

was Napoleon a sexist

what's in fluff

who deserves to be kicked in the balls

what dr. seuss says about dress codes

what bouncing breasts feel like from inside like for the girl


boy belt girl belt difference

how to grow a mustache on a teenager

how to clean lady flashlight

what happens if you shoot a man

what to do when my son wants a barbie

what if I have water in my head


6 year old brothers stealing their moms highheel boots the game

Frankenstein: crochet pattern: van halen

clash of the titans butthole

ass rights

moms waching thay kid haveing sex

i didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge

Today's winner:

people who don't celebrate diversity
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February 22, 2007


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February 21, 2007

John and Marcia and Bob and Ike and Adlai and John

(via Andrew Sullivan.)

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February 10, 2007

Street Poetry

Of the "found in the..." variety. At least I think it's a poem:


Found at the Mountain View Cemetery, Piedmont.


Tumbling Away Life

Connect the dots or mots [?]
then green with papers
white and stained with canned sauces
telephone side on messy
tabel [?] waiting cleaning

Tap away and run
on patted mats or cold
wood floors colded cooled
artificially by fans
circulating hot air
having no effect to
little ones munching
crackers found between
toy trucks.


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Like a male princess...

mom: why are you reading that book joy?

joy: Oh, i just found it lying around.

mom: you’re not a dork

joy: haha.. of course I’m not!

*fake english laughter*

mom: dork- De Originaly Real Kingstress,that’s what you are.

joy: *bursts out laughing*what’s a kingstress?

mom: Come on, work with me! It’s like a male princess.

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February 03, 2007

Baseball Freaks


Believe it or not, this baseball-themed collection will contain a short story of mine, if the world still exists on December 31st, 2010.

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February 02, 2007

Banana Destroya


(via Bubblegumfink.)

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