Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics, e.g., here, here, here, here, and here.
And here we go again. As usual, I have divided them into categories, and declared a winner at the end.
lady with halo floating in water
drawing of a wedding cake falling over
nude women runing
picture of a fat guy wearing nothing
crazy and wacky pipe organs
a condiment created by the french and named after a turkic people living mainly in russia
what's in a carrot
was Napoleon a sexist
what's in fluff
who deserves to be kicked in the balls
what dr. seuss says about dress codes
what bouncing breasts feel like from inside like for the girl
boy belt girl belt difference
how to grow a mustache on a teenager
how to clean lady flashlight
what happens if you shoot a man
what to do when my son wants a barbie
what if I have water in my head
6 year old brothers stealing their moms highheel boots the game
Frankenstein: crochet pattern: van halen
clash of the titans butthole
moms waching thay kid haveing sex
i didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge
people who don't celebrate diversity
(via Andrew Sullivan.)
Of the "found in the..." variety. At least I think it's a poem:
Found at the Mountain View Cemetery, Piedmont.
Tumbling Away Life
Connect the dots or mots [?]
then green with papers
white and stained with canned sauces
telephone side on messy
tabel [?] waiting cleaning
Tap away and run
on patted mats or cold
artificially by fans
circulating hot air
having no effect to
little ones munching
crackers found between
mom: why are you reading that book joy?
joy: Oh, i just found it lying around.
mom: you’re not a dork
joy: haha.. of course I’m not!
*fake english laughter*
mom: dork- De Originaly Real Kingstress,that’s what you are.
joy: *bursts out laughing*what’s a kingstress?
mom: Come on, work with me! It’s like a male princess.
Believe it or not, this baseball-themed collection will contain a short story of mine, if the world still exists on December 31st, 2010.