Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics. (In case anyone is interested, the last one can be found here, along with a handful of other "here" links to past editions.)
As always, they have been divided into categories, followed by a final "winner." Such searches often suggest tantalizingly unspecified backstories, in that they invite the reader to imagine "just so stories" to account for why on earth somebody might have been compelled to enter those particular words in the search box. A plausible explanation for today's winner, however, is beyond my grasp.
Practical
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how to you check an area that has mine so that you mine their again
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how to get ghost powers
True Confessions
i hate people who pronounce worship warshipi am insecure about my pecs
i am not much of a drinker
i am becoming bald
my mustache taste like salt
Just Wondering...
how long were richie & fonzie banned from arnold'swhat's that big ass piano called
why do they call colorado the centennial state? why do they call colorado the centennial state? why do they call
what's in bubbles
what do organic people smell like
Sometimes I Think the Internet Knows Me Better than I Know Myself
why do I detest condescending peopleto what extent am i a noncomformist
why do my lips move when i read
what's making me fat
am I about to get dumped
Other
the spell cast on the family with the ultraglidewhy was the cather in the rye banded
Christian marriage large breasts
pete townshend transvestite
girls acting like monkeys
...and the winner is:
sarah palin bridget jones bertie wooster terrorism scamPosted by Dr. Frank at October 2, 2008 06:41 PM | TrackBack
This is brill!
Posted by: gidget at October 4, 2008 12:58 AMIf the secret to getting to ghost powers is on this site, I WANT.
Posted by: Laura at October 4, 2008 06:17 AM