May 15, 2009

Is it weird for men to tan?

Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics. (In case anyone is interested, past examples may be seen here.)

As always, they have been divided into categories, followed by a final "winner."

Nude

naked women writing book reports

ball headed nude women

nude women i know

nude nude women or naked butt

my six year old wants to look at nude women


Urgent

DO DREAMS WARN US OF THINGS THAT MIGHT OCCUR?

how old is she

sexy outfits to impress guys

what's the best words to say when looking a girl over the phone u dont know

to take off a moustache permanently do you have to have your period


Dear Internet

should i accidentally text my ex?

why do people exclaim declarative sentences

what's up with van halen

is salma hayek hairy

my beagle is giving birth


Just Wondering...

brane size great dane chihuahua

is it weird for men to tan

what's being done about oral sex

do twins think the same thoughts

what's the word on the street


Lyrical

I'm just a singer in a rock and roll bank

accidentally like a meter

the words to the song if your going threw hell

leaving on a jet plane what's the problem with this song

words that rhyme with penetration


and the winner: the disadvantages of being stupid

Posted by Dr. Frank at May 15, 2009 08:17 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Well, oddly enough, the penetration guy couldn't have found a more definitive source.

Posted by: Matt Riggle at May 15, 2009 08:34 PM

wow, your blog knows everything!

Posted by: aaron at May 15, 2009 10:25 PM

And what it doesn't know is not worth knowing.

Posted by: Don at May 16, 2009 06:00 AM

If you make another solo album, you should title it "I'm just a singer in rock and roll bank".

Posted by: Saul at May 16, 2009 10:46 PM

Yeah, what IS up with Van Halen?

Posted by: Trey at May 17, 2009 04:52 PM

Let's talk about the advantages of being stupid.

Posted by: Trey at May 17, 2009 04:53 PM

I like "ball headed" best.

Posted by: josh at May 18, 2009 04:18 PM