Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics. (In case anyone is interested, past examples may be seen here.)
As always, they have been divided into categories, followed by a final "winner."
Nude
naked women writing book reportsball headed nude women
nude women i know
nude nude women or naked butt
my six year old wants to look at nude women
Urgent
DO DREAMS WARN US OF THINGS THAT MIGHT OCCUR?how old is she
sexy outfits to impress guys
what's the best words to say when looking a girl over the phone u dont know
to take off a moustache permanently do you have to have your period
Dear Internet
should i accidentally text my ex?why do people exclaim declarative sentences
what's up with van halen
is salma hayek hairy
my beagle is giving birth
Just Wondering...
brane size great dane chihuahuais it weird for men to tan
what's being done about oral sex
do twins think the same thoughts
what's the word on the street
Lyrical
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll bankaccidentally like a meter
the words to the song if your going threw hell
leaving on a jet plane what's the problem with this song
words that rhyme with penetration
and the winner: the disadvantages of being stupid
Well, oddly enough, the penetration guy couldn't have found a more definitive source.
Posted by: Matt Riggle at May 15, 2009 08:34 PMwow, your blog knows everything!
Posted by: aaron at May 15, 2009 10:25 PMAnd what it doesn't know is not worth knowing.
Posted by: Don at May 16, 2009 06:00 AMIf you make another solo album, you should title it "I'm just a singer in rock and roll bank".
Posted by: Saul at May 16, 2009 10:46 PMYeah, what IS up with Van Halen?
Posted by: Trey at May 17, 2009 04:52 PMLet's talk about the advantages of being stupid.
Posted by: Trey at May 17, 2009 04:53 PMI like "ball headed" best.
Posted by: josh at May 18, 2009 04:18 PM