November 26, 2010

How Not to Get Your Mom to Get you Andromeda Klein for Christmas

From a King Dork reader in today's mail:

My favorite part of the whole book was the Rye Heck part. I also play the guitar. I don't make up my own songs, but I play stuff like Lynyrd Skynyrd and Metallica. Classic crap like AC/DC. ( A lot of people at my school are just now starting to like it. I started playing when I was six). I'm still trying to get my mom to get me Andromeda Klein for Christmas. But, when I read her those three paragraphs in Rye Heck, she said, " No, ah-uh, negative, negatory, zero, cero, none, zip, nunca, never-" I had to cut her off before she looked up how to say NO in 100 different languages.

Posted by Dr. Frank at November 26, 2010 06:24 PM | TrackBack