Three prisoners are in the yard at Guantanamo, and the topic turns to the reason for their imprisonment.
"I defended Glenn Greenwald, so they data mined me and found out about some unauthorized lobsters and threw the book at me," says one, mournfully.
"Hey wait a minute!" says the second. "I *attacked* Glenn Greenwald! But I guess my data turned up in the investigation of Greenwald defenders like you and it indicated possession of a guitar with an unauthorized fingerboard. Fortunately, they agreed to let my family go if I pleaded guilty."
What about you, they both say to the third guy. What did your data indicate? "Well," he says, "unfortunately, it indicated that I'm Glenn Greenwald."
Posted by Dr. Frank at June 14, 2013 08:29 PM