girl at cafe: What are you writing?Posted by Dr. Frank at February 26, 2014 06:42 PMme: Oh, this and that.
girl: [noticing my T shirt] oh my god the Undertones!
me: [nods]
girl: Are they the ones who do that lobster song?
me: Lobster song?
girl: [gets up and starts doing a spastic dance, singing] Rock lobster, rock lobster, rock lobster...
me: No.
girl: Oh good, I fucking hate that song.
me: [nods]
girl: Can you spare any change?