February 26, 2014

It's a Writer's Life

girl at cafe: What are you writing?

me: Oh, this and that.

girl: [noticing my T shirt] oh my god the Undertones!

me: [nods]

girl: Are they the ones who do that lobster song?

me: Lobster song?

girl: [gets up and starts doing a spastic dance, singing] Rock lobster, rock lobster, rock lobster...

me: No.

girl: Oh good, I fucking hate that song.

me: [nods]

girl: Can you spare any change?

Posted by Dr. Frank at February 26, 2014 06:42 PM