It's been awhile since I've held a Google-ympics, so, well, I here I go.
These are google searches that have brought people to this site recently, divided into categories. The winner is at the end.
(a) simple questions:
yiddish word for footballwas nostradamus a midget
what's there to see in london. England.
how do i find a free site to get an obituary dated april 2005?
does justin have a girlfriend
(b) hard questions:
what's plutonic meanslang meaning of fuck you up
why the beatles sucked
correcting wrinkled hands
what happens when you shoot a gun
what's the good and bad facts for kids watching movies
what to do when a man is insecure
what's the reason for hard nipples
(c) Computer, can you please show me some:
girls in ss uniformsbipolar people that manipulate and are hateful to family
disadvantages of being stupid
clown poetry
pathological lying and manipulation lack of emotion in teenager
twins having sex in the mud
(d) typing in to the void, when no one else will listen:
am i a sociopathformer president nixon was big republican crook in america
teach me what to do
i am so screwed
would you please just fucking shut up for just one minutes please
why would someone do that
mustaches are gay
(e) asking the computer a riddle:
why was the math book sick
And the winner is:
The Rolling Stones StraussiansPosted by Dr. Frank at March 1, 2006 01:40 AM | TrackBack
i never thought to turn to google like that... like a friend.
Posted by: jodi at March 1, 2006 01:49 AMRe: "girls in ss uniforms"....kay, I fess up.
Posted by: David Cummings at March 1, 2006 03:34 AM...kidding!
Posted by: David Cummings at March 1, 2006 03:37 AMBecause it had division problems?
Nah, too obvious. And not really sickness-inducing, per se.
Because of what it 8? Not really grammatical. Because it 812? Too Van Halen.
Hmm, I'm stumped.
Because it was constantly being handled by children and children carry a good deal of bacteria.
Posted by: josh at March 1, 2006 01:11 PMTwin girls in SS uniforms having sex in the mud? WOW!!!
Posted by: Zaphod at March 1, 2006 01:51 PMThe thing I always wonder with these is did they, in some way, find what they were looking for? Oh well...My favorites are "disadvantages of being stupid" and "would you please just fucking shut up for just one minutes please." I've talked to some crazy people with computers and I have to say, those don't surprise me at all. Actually, none of them do.
Posted by: Amy 80 at March 1, 2006 05:43 PMYes. I love me some Google-ympics...
"why would someone do that": instant classic.
Posted by: Matt R. at March 1, 2006 08:38 PMhere are my answers to selected questions...
1. what's "plutonic" mean?
if plutocracy means rule of the wealthy, and platonic means nonsexual, amicable relationship, then "plutonic" means a nonsexual amicable relationship with someone wealthy
2. [how to correct] wrinkled hands...
drink plenty of water and use a good moisturizing lotion (I like Aveeno) everyday; otherwise, fat injections into the hands are growing in popularity
3. what's the reason for hard nipples?
nipples have a thin layer of muscle tissue underneath the surface. the muscles contract in response to stimuli (touch, cold, sexual arousal, etc.), causing nipple erection aka THO (titty hard-on)
Thanks, Susie - that's really helpful. In my, admittedly a little weird, family, the usual answer to a riddle you didn't know was "to hold his pants up." Kinda like adding "in bed" to a fortune cookie, in that it's usually almost, but rarely very, apt.
Posted by: Dr. Frank at March 1, 2006 09:43 PM