February 01, 2002

England Swings... Ben Sheriff has

England Swings...


Ben Sheriff has managed, with a single link, to shatter my tenuous peace of mind. Man has sex with goat in front of packed commuter train: Steven Hall, a 23-year-old unemployed (a mercy, that) chef "lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments." All the passengers whipped out their mobile phones and called 999, jamming the police switchboards. Hall was arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section. Said British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion:

I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell.

In other British news, the German blood-drinking Satanist married couple, on trial for the ritual murder of a man (chosen as an ideal victim because of his "mild temperament and love of The Beatles") got their start as vampires in London's swingin' Satanist underground:

Manuela Ruda said that she swapped the "mortal" world for a life of blood-drinking and devil worship after working in a club in London which she said was frequented by "vampires and human beings".

Posted by Dr. Frank at February 1, 2002 11:47 AM | TrackBack