February 26, 2002

Our Canadian Friends, eh? A

Our Canadian Friends, eh?

A dimwitted "humorist" in the Canadian hipster music publication Trucker Magazine has managed to come up with what is arguably the most offensive 9/11-related document since Elizabeth Wurtzel's notorious turtleneck interview.

The "gag" is a faux-advice column called "Ask A Rich Young American."

Q. First, our condolences on your country's attack. Now that so many rich young Americans have been killed, is there a big empty gap in rich person life? Did you rise up the rich person ranking system?

A. Naah, the attack just cleaned the place up a bit. Now that the money grubbing bastard wannabes in the towers are gone, I get fewer irritating brokerage calls.


No comment necessary.

What a bunch of sick idiots. Bastards indeed.

Posted by Dr. Frank at February 26, 2002 06:38 PM | TrackBack