July 30, 2002

USA Travel Tips Tip #1:

USA Travel Tips

Tip #1: If you're a foreign national in the country illegally on a visa that expired eleven years ago, and you feel like looking at some "bomb-making websites" to while away the time, don't do it at a public library.

Tip #2: If you must conduct bomb-making research in public places, remember to remove all suspicious chemicals from your backpack or briefcase beforehand-- it will make any subsequent interviews with police go more smoothly.

Tip #3: Avoid giving a false name to police when they question you. They will probably notice.

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Posted by Dr. Frank at July 30, 2002 10:36 AM | TrackBack