May 25, 2003

Grape Mrs. Carillon! Katrina vanden

Grape Mrs. Carillon!

Katrina vanden Heuvel imagines that Emma Goldman, were she alive today, would be "shaking it" with "radical cheerleaders" like the "Dirty Southern Belles, or Radical Teen Cheer. There is, of course, no way of testing this hypothesis, but it's kind of fun to try to picture it.

Here's one from Radical Teen Cheer:

Another really fun tree cheer is this one:

OW! I"M A TREE!!!! STOP CUTTING ON ME! UH!
(for this cheer, you all get in a line and pretend to be a tree, and with
each time you say Ow I'm a tree... you get smaller and smaller till you end
up rolling around on the ground)


Or there's this:
Constipation! Deforestation!
Militarization! Privitaization!
Dehumanization and Flatulation!


You don't have an invitation to take over all our nation!


Privitize this (point to your booty) UH!


Take it away, Emma.

Posted by Dr. Frank at May 25, 2003 10:49 PM | TrackBack