June 16, 2003

"Just teach me what to do and what not to do! Please!"

Ben left a note in the comments to my last posted "found" letter alerting me to this excellent e-zine devoted to found items. (Open Letters was another great one its day, but sadly the online site where you could download the past issues as pdf files seems to have disappeared.)

Foundmagazine.com contains many great found notes, including this one:

Are you off punishment yet. If not when are getting off. When are you going to come over? When are we going to the movies? Can I have my C D player back? When you come over you will get your CD. And I love you.

I think that would make a pretty nifty song.

So would this one:

Dear Jessica,

I have a couple of questions

1) Would it be to early to start holding hands?

2) Am I at the "Honey point" yet?

3) let me know if I'm rushing you! OK?*

Thank you for saying yes. The usual answers I get are no way; are you stupid?; NO I already have a boyfriend. Or sometimes I'm to damn shy to ask a girl out.

*I haven't had a lot of girlfriends yet but just teach me what to do and what not to do! Please!


You gotta love that love note footnote.

Posted by Dr. Frank at June 16, 2003 01:25 AM | TrackBack
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That footnote makes the note too sweet for words.

Big "Awwwww."

Wow, does that bring you back to your teen years or what?

Posted by: Meryl Yourish at June 16, 2003 10:22 PM