May 17, 2005

Deepest Secrets of the Darkest Hearts

Anonymous confessions from UC Berkeley students, most of which are quite staggeringly lame.

The one currently at the top:

I'm not really a Republican. I just don't care very much about politics, so I support Bush to piss people off. If I lived in somewhere like Utah I'd be the biggest flaming liberal ever.

To which there is this comment:
yeah same here

kind of

i act much more moderate since i've moved to berkeley


(via Kendra.)

Posted by Dr. Frank at May 17, 2005 06:55 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Yes, most of the postings are, as you wrote, staggeringly lame. However, this one made me tingle:

"I'm actually happy with life. Despite stress, despite family, despite money, I am in love for the first time, and it makes me wake up every morning with a smile."

It's lame, but sweet lame.

Posted by: j. francis at May 17, 2005 07:56 PM

This one's kind of sweet, too:

"i need someone who will give me drugs in exchange for sex. or any other thing. basically i just really need some fucking drugs. like now."

Posted by: Dr. Frank at May 17, 2005 10:14 PM

"i think female body parts is gross."

ohhhhkay.

Posted by: r a e d y at May 17, 2005 11:18 PM

"I don't love my family, my friends, or myself. I wish that I either had a heart or that I could die today."

Sort of the Tin Man of the Apocalypse...

Posted by: Wes at May 18, 2005 12:13 AM

These aren't even confessions.

"Sometimes I think fuck all of you for only caring about your next class, your next paper, your precious GPA, and your little degrees meanwhile the real world is chaotically moving all around us."

I confess that I'm a better person than everyone else. How brave.

Posted by: josh at May 18, 2005 01:42 PM

"I've always considered myself straight, but lately I've had an increasing desire to give and recieve head with a guy. I doubt I'll ever work up the courage to meet anyone willing though."

Berkley is still in San Francisco, right?

Posted by: Andy at May 18, 2005 03:30 PM

My ex boyfriend used to (or still does, don't know) watch she-male, animal, and child porn, he said he only did it 'cause the same old oral/anal/vaginal porn got boring after a while and he started alternating, I got scared but I still loved him, he said he would never act on it and that it was pure "porn fantasy"...

oh my!

Posted by: lucky409 at May 18, 2005 07:02 PM

lucky 409 - r u serious? Did he tell u or did u find out?

Posted by: me at May 25, 2005 02:19 PM

sometimes. i think i'm the only one who knows what the HELL i'm talking about.

Posted by: maddy at August 28, 2005 11:52 PM