Dr. Frank's What's-it

What a dork!

What the shit? Where did my text go? I was changing the url to my new blog address and I guess it vanished.

Oh well.

Here is the gist of what I said -

Ben, you're a dork too if you still judge people by their garb. I remember the MRR column where you slagged people who wore baggy pants. I still wear baggy pants, even though all the hipters are wearing tight girl jeans. And I like them. And just so you know, I never bought another Screeching Weasel album after that. I bought Fidaveti or whatever your solo album was called, but for some reason never really felt compelled to buy any Screeching Weasel. I guess I felt like that "connection" was gone when you dissed my denim stovepipes.

Hey I just noticed he was wearing a Riverdales T-shirt, maybe you know that guy or something. I mean why else would anyone wear a Riverdales shirt unless they were boning a member of the band? Ahahhaha, just kidding, Benjamin. I guess I'm just a little bitter about having my wardrobe slammed in the bible of punk rock. But that's okay, because it allowed me to expand my mind and get into the hip hop. Boyeeeee! I'll buy the next SW album that drops, promise.

Dude, that wasn't Ben Weasel.

I'm a total idiot! I'm sure you're totally right. Total bullshit. I'm suddenly hungry for a healthy breakfast cereal... any ideas?

I hear "crow flakes" are nice...

Chris,
You should try to forgive, that's what I do ;)

Jesus, you're a dork too if you still judge people by their sins. I remember the Bible column where you slagged whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause...

What the kafuck? I have an imposter! That's kind of awesome actually, that means I've made the big time. And it was also funny,which is a plus. Whoever wrote that Jesus thing should contact me about heading up my street team.