Ages ago, asked to write a bio for my band, I came up with a timeline type thing that went something like:
1985: band forms;1986-7: band releases two long-playing short-selling records;
1989: band releases new e.p., driving record label out of business;
1990: despite concerted effort, band fails to drive new label out of business;
1993: band learns to play its instruments;
1994: band achieves apotheosis as a purely theoretical, non-material entity perceivable only through concerted exercise of the intellect and mathematics.
1995: the universe collapses in on itself.
This was never used.
Posted by Dr. Frank at August 6, 2016 10:50 PM