August 06, 2016


Ages ago, asked to write a bio for my band, I came up with a timeline type thing that went something like:

1985: band forms;

1986-7: band releases two long-playing short-selling records;

1989: band releases new e.p., driving record label out of business;

1990: despite concerted effort, band fails to drive new label out of business;

1993: band learns to play its instruments;

1994: band achieves apotheosis as a purely theoretical, non-material entity perceivable only through concerted exercise of the intellect and mathematics.

1995: the universe collapses in on itself.

This was never used.

Posted by Dr. Frank at August 6, 2016 10:50 PM