Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics, e.g., here, here, here, here, and here.
And here we go again. As usual, I have divided them into categories, and declared a winner at the end.
Specific
lady with halo floating in waterdrawing of a wedding cake falling over
nude women runing
picture of a fat guy wearing nothing
crazy and wacky pipe organs
a condiment created by the french and named after a turkic people living mainly in russia
Just Wondering...
what's in a carrotwas Napoleon a sexist
what's in fluff
who deserves to be kicked in the balls
what dr. seuss says about dress codes
what bouncing breasts feel like from inside like for the girl
Practical
boy belt girl belt differencehow to grow a mustache on a teenager
how to clean lady flashlight
what happens if you shoot a man
what to do when my son wants a barbie
what if I have water in my head
Other
6 year old brothers stealing their moms highheel boots the gameFrankenstein: crochet pattern: van halen
clash of the titans butthole
ass rights
moms waching thay kid haveing sex
i didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge
Today's winner:
people who don't celebrate diversityPosted by Dr. Frank at February 28, 2007 06:28 AM | TrackBack
"who deserves to be kicked in the balls"
Perhaps you should take to wearing one of those protective cup things when traversing the streets of Oakland, lest you be subjected to wonton ball-kickings.
Posted by: Matt at February 28, 2007 01:16 PMi didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge
hahahaha, awesome
Wow. Don't you realise the significance of this?I'm unconvinced these questions have answers but these people have obviously clicked on Dr. Frank's what's-it looking for some solice. The least you could do is provide your thoughts on the matters.
For one I'd like to know about my 'ass rights'!
Posted by: Anarchie at February 28, 2007 10:14 PM"Runing"? As in, writing with runes?
And "Of the Titans Butthole" is the legendary last, unreleased Clash album, right?
You know what you should do, Frank? You should write the answers to these queries on a piece of notebook paper -- and then go down to Macarthur BART or somewhere like that and toss that piece of paper on the sidewalk.
That would complete the karmic circle, so to speak.
Posted by: Nick at March 1, 2007 04:36 AMIf you're ever stuck for post ideas, you could use this to come up with some. For example you could post a summary of Superfudge. And I actually did once investigate what is in a carrot and it blew my mind (Hint: It's not parsnip, but you're on the right track).
Posted by: josh at March 1, 2007 02:16 PMI'm a little disappointed that none of these feature Billie Joe.
Posted by: Richard at March 1, 2007 05:03 PMI thought I'd gotten some pretty wacky search results, but man oh man you've trumped me. I'm almost jealous you've gotten such odd hits. In fact, I am!
Yours, sadly pathetic,
Lisa
Posted by: Bluestalking Reader at March 6, 2007 09:30 PM