February 28, 2007

Nude Women Runing

Every day people arrive at this weblog via searches through Google or other search engines. I'm not systematic about it, but I do glance through these referrals every now and then and save those that are funny, weird, disturbing, or what have you. From time to time I'll post a sort of "best of weird searches" item that I have sometimes called the Google-ympics, e.g., here, here, here, here, and here.

And here we go again. As usual, I have divided them into categories, and declared a winner at the end.


lady with halo floating in water

drawing of a wedding cake falling over

nude women runing

picture of a fat guy wearing nothing

crazy and wacky pipe organs

a condiment created by the french and named after a turkic people living mainly in russia

Just Wondering...

what's in a carrot

was Napoleon a sexist

what's in fluff

who deserves to be kicked in the balls

what dr. seuss says about dress codes

what bouncing breasts feel like from inside like for the girl


boy belt girl belt difference

how to grow a mustache on a teenager

how to clean lady flashlight

what happens if you shoot a man

what to do when my son wants a barbie

what if I have water in my head


6 year old brothers stealing their moms highheel boots the game

Frankenstein: crochet pattern: van halen

clash of the titans butthole

ass rights

moms waching thay kid haveing sex

i didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge

Today's winner:

people who don't celebrate diversity
Posted by Dr. Frank at February 28, 2007 06:28 AM | TrackBack

"who deserves to be kicked in the balls"

Perhaps you should take to wearing one of those protective cup things when traversing the streets of Oakland, lest you be subjected to wonton ball-kickings.

Posted by: Matt at February 28, 2007 01:16 PM

i didnt do my book report so i need a summary for superfudge

hahahaha, awesome

Posted by: Chris at February 28, 2007 02:19 PM

Wow. Don't you realise the significance of this?I'm unconvinced these questions have answers but these people have obviously clicked on Dr. Frank's what's-it looking for some solice. The least you could do is provide your thoughts on the matters.

For one I'd like to know about my 'ass rights'!

Posted by: Anarchie at February 28, 2007 10:14 PM

"Runing"? As in, writing with runes?

And "Of the Titans Butthole" is the legendary last, unreleased Clash album, right?

You know what you should do, Frank? You should write the answers to these queries on a piece of notebook paper -- and then go down to Macarthur BART or somewhere like that and toss that piece of paper on the sidewalk.

That would complete the karmic circle, so to speak.

Posted by: Nick at March 1, 2007 04:36 AM

If you're ever stuck for post ideas, you could use this to come up with some. For example you could post a summary of Superfudge. And I actually did once investigate what is in a carrot and it blew my mind (Hint: It's not parsnip, but you're on the right track).

Posted by: josh at March 1, 2007 02:16 PM

I'm a little disappointed that none of these feature Billie Joe.

Posted by: Richard at March 1, 2007 05:03 PM

I thought I'd gotten some pretty wacky search results, but man oh man you've trumped me. I'm almost jealous you've gotten such odd hits. In fact, I am!

Yours, sadly pathetic,


Posted by: Bluestalking Reader at March 6, 2007 09:30 PM